Code name

⊆ 9:36 AM by Radius | ˜ 0 jealous craps »

well.. it has been a while since i last posted an article here. Well here it goes called Code Name :D

Once upon a time in there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs.R0tary with their 3 lovely daughters; Ms MustDaSpeed, Ms R Axe-7 & Ms R Axe-8.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years passed, and it was time to get them married.

So, the parents found them the most suitable ' leng chais' (handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As 'concerned' (more like 'kay-poh') parents, Mr.& Mrs. R0tary were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. R0tary told them......

'Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a Code-Name to describe your experiences' .

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.

Mr. & Mrs. R0tary got the first letter. It was from Ms MustDaSpeed.

They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.

They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement.
'Ah! here it is!', exclaimed Mr. R0tary.

The motto for Standard Chartered was...
> > > 'BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY'
Mr & Mrs. R0tary were happy.

A week later, they got another letter.
This time it was from Ms R Axe-7.

The content was simple. 'NESCAFE'.
So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. 'Ah! here it is.
> > > 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'.
Mr. & Mrs. R0tary beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ms R Axe-8..

The R0tary s became worried.

Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. R0tary managed to
figure it out.

The code-name was 'SINGAPORE AIRLINES'.
Why Singapore Airlines?
Mr. R0tary rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.
He flipped the pages frantically. 'Ah! Here it is!'

Mrs. R0tary grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish
...THUMP!!!.
..she fell off her chair.
The motto was ...'7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP'.

Have fun guys.. i'll try to post more here soon. Tonnes of stories to tell like... Baby Princess went to London (read as LUNdon).. we went jalan jalan at Melaka... Baby Princess bought me cherries from London (how sweet)... my sister came back to visit us from Ireland and bought me a samsung phone.... haih... too many stories but too lazy to update bwahahahhaha.. see u guys later


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